Barely Surviving Your Twenties

I hate online dating, let me just start by putting that out there. I’ve bumbled, I’ve tindered and both times I feel like I’m in a toxic love hate relationship. The constant swiping and small talk is enough to drive anyone crazy. Thinking you’ve hit it off with someone, only to have that fade away a week later, and be right back into the swiping routine. Both apps are plagued with ghosts, catfish, and walking talking dick pics. Sure, there are some positives but since I hate it so much I’ll start out with the crazy ass experiences I’ve had so far. By far the craziest experience I’ve had was when I matched with a super cute guy on Bumble, I was hopeful we would match and excited when we did! I spent an honest 2 minutes trying to figure out how to start up a conversation and settled on a simple Hey with a waving emoji (yes it took me 2 minutes to come up with this, I don’t do well under pressure). Anyway, I was expecting to wait for a response but almost instantly saw those 3